Metal explained with beasts

  • Heavy metal: You know there's a beast


    Doom metal: You preach about the beast


    Black metal: You obey the beast


    Death metal: You ARE the beast


    Power metal: You fight the beast


    Viking metal: You fight the beast for Odin


    Thrash metal: You're going to fucking kill the beast


    Metalcore/Nu metal: You're afraid of the beast


    Glam metal: You're too drunk to care about the beast


    Is it that hard? :D

    Stay Heavy

    \M/ihe

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