- Official Post
Heavy metal: You know there's a beast
Doom metal: You preach about the beast
Black metal: You obey the beast
Death metal: You ARE the beast
Power metal: You fight the beast
Viking metal: You fight the beast for Odin
Thrash metal: You're going to fucking kill the beast
Metalcore/Nu metal: You're afraid of the beast
Glam metal: You're too drunk to care about the beast
Is it that hard?